A wayward son returns home...and realizes very quickly that Bumfuck Egypt was only a few states away from Peta-fucking-luma...buncha cow-tipping redneck, shit-spreading, wannabe Marin-ite fucksticks.
I read what I can: books, periodicals, magazines, people.
General
More than you'd exepct, so assume nothing...
Television
ROT MY BRAIN! I don't want the zombies to eat me first! I love you all, but if zombies are chasing us, I'll break your kneecaps before becoming food for the undead.
Current favorite vices: Big Bang Theory, Dexter, DWTS (DONT JUDGE ME, blame my girlfriend), History and Discovery channels.
Movies
I used to work at a video store...don't get me started.
